February 20, 2021 - BY

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Chen’s reply had caused wave and wave of craziness! His fans were even more hyped right now! The comments and likes kept pouring in like a waterfall. At the same time, the number of his fans was increasing as well!

Suddenly, Chen spotted a negative comment.

“Everyone, please don’t be cheated by this Fire Dragon picture! This is definitely a Photoshopped picture! It’s impossible to craft something like this based on our current technology!” Crown Jade shop said.

Initially, Chen was in good mood. He felt disgusted and gloomy after reading the comment. A comment like this might cause a great stir in the group. There was a saying that when rat poop falls into a pot of soup, the soup will become undrinkable!

Just like what Chen expected. The comments after that started to change.

“Now, I know this jade piece is some kind of fake shit! Beichen jewelry shop is so shameless! How dare they fool their consumers?!” Xiaobai said.

“Rubbish! I was happy and I feel sad now!” Little Bro said.

“This Bro Bei has such a terrible personality! I will never pay a visit to Beichen jewelry shop!” Patter Flying Boy said.

“Bro Bei is a liar! Come out! Why did you suddenly got so quiet when people started to scold you! You coward!” Tractor said.

“Everyone! Don’t stop scolding him! Flood the post with your anger!” Shiny Bull said.

….

Chen was even angrier when he saw all these negative comments.

At then, it was the crucial time for Beichen jewelry to promote itself. This mess would definitely affect the sales during the grand opening of Beichen Jewelry Shop!


“Something is not right… My charm has greatly increased. It’s impossible for my fans to turn against my back in such a short period of time!”

Chen was really puzzled.

He then took a closer look at their profiles. He found out that all those people that commented negatively were all present customers of Crown Jewelry Shop!

“All these people are hired by Ruguan to sabotage me! I can see the effort that he has put in his sabotage plan!”

Chen continued to observe those saboteurs!

Due to the aggressive response from Chen’s enemies, most of Chen’s fans were still trying to figure out what was going on, thus, none of them stood up to defense Chen.

Harsher words started to pouring in because the line of defense was non-existence. A group of people that call themselves “Soldier of Wen Family” joined in the sabotage plan as well.

“Chen Xiaobei! You are such a coward! Come the f*ck out! I’ll f*cking kill you!” Solder A said.

“Chen Xiaobei! You are such a shameless guy! F*ck you! F*cking garbage!” Solder B said.

“Everyone! Boycott Beicheng Jewelry Shop! Just close it down! Don’t even dream of opening it! I will pout shit at your shop five days later!” Everyone from “Soldier of Wen Family” group said.

….

All these guys were getting more and more aggressive. All kinds of vulgarities were used to scold Chen. It was like their hatred had been accumulated for a long time.

It was pretty obvious that all these guys were hired by Wenfeng!

“Hmph! Wenfeng is supporting Ruguan. No wonder Ruguan is being so motivated!”

Then, the fire inside Chen’s heart ignited. His face was completely changed. Beicheng Jewelry Shop was his precious baby. It was the business that Lan helped him to set up. It meant a lot to him.

All these negative comments had successfully triggered Chen’s anger. It was a must to counter their attack! But, how should he counter-attack their offense? Maybe he could try to talk some sense into them?

No!

No!

No!

“It was useless to talk sense into them! All these people have no principle, no boundary, they would try to think of the worst thing to scold Chen! The only way to counter-attack them is to scold them the way they scolded me! Since they liked scolding so much, I will let them know the true meaning of scolding! I have the Scholar Heart with me! The way I’m going to scold you is going to make you succumb to my words!” Chen thought.

“All of you said that I’m a shameless person, right? Well, none of you own the right to be humans! You guys take dirty money to do dirty stuff! The way you scold is like a dog barking! Also, you guys are so vulgar. Using all those shallow words show that none of you have received a proper education! I feel like a genius when I compare myself to you guys! No! I feel like I’m a God!” I must be a god!

Chen does not usually argue over the internet. But when he does, his replies are savage! That reply was way too cool and too savage for them to recover from! And like the start of a battle cry, it threw the whole fans club into a frenzy! Boosting their morale and igniting their fighting spirit!

[Whoa! Bro Bei is Fighting back!]

[That reply was so cool and so savage!]

[That’s my idol! Absolutely undefeatable]

[Bro Bei is so awesome, even his comeback game is strong]

[My hero! I know you’re not a fraud! I’ll always support you! Support Beichen Jewelry!]

[He is a god! Who else wants a piece next?]



Chen had one hundred thousand fans. Their torrents of comments alone washed away all the negative comments that came earlier. Amidst the huge wave of replies, Chen caught on to two in particular:

Crown Jewelry Shop: Just who’s the stray dog here? Can’t it reply in a more civilized manner instead of flaming others? How rude and barbaric!

Master Feng: Chen Xiaobei has always been a bumpkin. If he knew the reason, then pigs could climb trees!

Bro Bei: It’s not that I don’t want to be reasonable, but Confucius said: Don’t try to reason with idiots. Because they will just drag your intelligence down to their level and use their extensive experience of being idiots to defeat you there!

Master Feng: You imbecile! Who are you calling an idiot!


Crown Jewelry Shop: Yeah! Who!

Bro Bei: The Lord said, let there be light, and then came light! Let there be water, and then came water! And when the lord said, let there be idiots, you two were born!

[Pffftt! Hahahaha! Bro Bei! You are too creative!]

[This is the burn of the century!]

[Two idiots! Challenging our big brother with only that level of intelligence! Absolutely asking to get rekt!]

[Bro Bei is so cool and awesome!!!]



Chen’s replies summoned up another storm of comments and replies from his fans. The hater squad had only a few members, and in mere moments, their attacks were drowned out by the huge amount of replies and comments from Chen’s fans.

Master Feng: Chen Xiaobei! So what if you have a sharp tongue? You can’t bite me with it!

Bro Bei: Sorry, but I don’t eat shit.

[Pfffttt! Hahahaha…]

[Sorry! Bro Bei doesn’t eat shit!]

[Sorry! Bro Bei doesn’t eat shit!]



The message board went wild with the fans copying and pasting the same comment over and over again. At that point, it was not hard to imagine Wenfeng spurting blood behind his own screen right now.

Bro Bei: Wen Feng, you should read more books.

Master Feng: Just who do you think you are? Asking me to read more books?

Bro Bei: Haven’t you heard the saying that ugly people should read more?

Master Feng: Oh piss off you! I look awesome and am even considered a trendsetter of the city, and you dare call me ugly?


Bro Bei: Don’t you feel the tiniest bit of shame when you lie to yourself? Your pictures can ward off evil spirits when hung on walls, and is a good contraceptive when placed next to a bed! Your figure, is as stout as a huge pot, but not even as tall! Your entire body is just made up of a butt and a belly and that’s it! If you’re not ugly, then there are no ugly people in this world!

[Hahaha! My god, bro! That’s too savage! But… I love it!]

[Selling Wen Feng’s selfies! Wards of evil spirits and pregnancies! Your best friend for your home or on vacation!]

[Hahaha! Bro Bei is undefeatable! Even flames people in style! Totally my idol!]

[I bet one pack of spicy snacks that Wen Feng is throwing up gallons of blood right now! Hahaha!]



The fans were already in a state of mania, cheering and praising Chen in every reply and comment. Their enthusiasm and spirited retaliation silenced the hater squad.

Crown Jade House: Chen Xiaobei! That’s enough! Stop humiliating Master Feng!

Bro Bei: Ho! Ruguan! Just because I didn’t mention you, you thought it was safe to come at me? If Wen Feng is a plate of shit, the only difference between you and him is that you don’t have a plate! The first time I met you, I knew that you’ll never float on water!

Crown Jade Shop: Sink? What do you mean?

Bro Bei: Friends, tell poor chap whose IQ is the equivalent number of room temperature, just what does that mean, please.

[You’re dense! Hahaha…]

[You sink! Because you’re dense]

[You dense motherf*cker!]



Another epic burn, followed by another wave of replies and comments. Ruguan probably just wants to smash his head on a tofu and die right now.

Bro Bei: I just don’t get it. Of all the things you could have become, you went with Wenfeng and became a piece of shit! You could have said some good shit, but you chose to tell everyone bullshit! Well now, after everything is said and done, you finally became a dipshit!

Master Feng: …

Crown Jade Shop: …

Bro Bei: Why the silent treatment? Weren’t you guys having so much fun? Where’re the haters? The flamers? Come on, don’t leave me hanging!

After seeing how badly Wenfeng and Ruguan got thrashed by Chen, the keyboard warriors knew that they had underestimated him and the power of his fans club. Not one of them dared to fight back, knowing how it would end.

Bro Bei: What a bunch of useless cowards! Talking to you guys is an utter waste of oxygen! My fans, if you ever see assholes like these again, tell them I said this: Your hands are free now!

[Huh? Hands free?]

[Bro Bei, what does that mean]

[Hahaha! It means that your hand is free, so you can go jack off!]

[Shit! Bro Bei is Bro Bei! That’s just perfect!]

[This is why Bro Bei is my idol! The strong don’t need to explain themselves!]

[Guys! Now that our idol has safely defended this board, don’t you think it’s time to go on the offense?]

[Yeah! Let’s push back now! Counterattack!



In just a few minutes, Wenfeng’s and Ruguan’s Weibo were bombarded with messages posts! All with the same message: Your hands are free now! All hundreds of thousands of Chen’s fans were posting the same post on their walls again and again! Eventually, it was too much that the people at Weibo decided to shut down Wenfeng’s and Ruguan’s account, resulting in a complete and total victory for Chen and his fans! After the battle, everybody returned to Chen’s page once more.


[That was fun! From the moment Bro Bei responded until their accounts were shut down, this battle was beautiful!]



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